Open letter to iPhone thief

Thieves are the scum of the earth, and are always trying to get ahead by taking from others – things that they have worked hard to get. Amongst the things most stolen; like car radios, or the entire car itself – iPhones are the worlds top gadget and thieves are quite aware of that, as stolen iDevices are quite frequent.

Mark Bazer, a columnist from Chicago writes an open letter to the iPhone thief that targeted his wife on a train:

“Congratulations on your new iPhone! I just know you’re going to love it, as it’s a fantastic device with an easy-to-use interface and photos of my relatives. Heck, they’re now your relatives, too — we’re on the same family plan! That reminds me: It’s your turn this year to host Thanksgiving.

But back to your shiny new iPhone, because there are a number of things you should know to ensure it gives you so much enjoyment that you forget your shame.

For starters, it’s got plenty of room for music, but we weren’t sure what kind you liked. We were hoping Simon and Garfunkel , but if not, just sync that baby up to your PC and create your own mix. (If you don’t have a PC, they can be stolen from most homes.)

Also, we had the foresight to buy you the AppleCare protection plan, so your iPhone is covered for two years if anything goes wrong — with the exception of someone stealing it”.

[Source:CultofMac]